no offense

16 . June . 2011

from scotland
with love.

i think.

the police came to my front door last night
holding a picture of my wife.

they said, ‘is this your wife, sir?’

shocked, i answered, ‘yes.’

they said, ‘i’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.

i said, ‘i know, but she has a lovely personality.’

carefully drying their nails
in front of the little fan.

ps –
cory, danny, jacob + dick are here.

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